Thursday, 31 May 2007
7.55pmI cannot stand this anymore. Few things that I cannot do in this world.
1) I cannot whine about others
2) I cannot fall in love
3) I cannot have flings in the office
4) I cannot screw up at things because I am SUPERMAN
5) I cannot have free time in this world
6) I cannot have money in this world
POSSIBLE SOLUTIONS FOR THESE POINTS are below.
Point 1 is DULY noted. How to relieve fustration and anger ? Maybe I'll try cutting my wrists instead... or prolly WANK till my prick BLEEDS...
Point 2 - Maybe I'll turn gay or a transvestite and get my butt and fake pussy sodomised
Point 3 - Make all the ladies lesbians and guys gay faggots in the office
Point 4 - Hand me my blue spandex tights and red cape along with my overbulging penis cup underwear and throw me off a skyscraper... MAYBE I'LL FLY...
Point 5 - GIMME ALL YOUR WORK WHY DON'T YA...
Point 6 - Maybe I'll quit my job or donate my pay to hmmm... lets see... NKF ?!?!?!
OTHERS can have all these but WHY CANNOT ME !?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I do not ask for MOUNT EVEREST or WORLD PEACE ! I JUST WANT TO LIVE LIKE THE REST OF YOU. ARE YOU PEOPLE SENT BY GOD TO TELL ME OTHERWISE ?!?!? OR ARE YOU PEOPLE GOD ?!?!? IF YOU PEOPLE ARE INDEED SENT BY GOD OR ARE GOD PLEASE TAKE ME TO HEAVEN OR HELL FOR THAT MATTER.
Or... maybe I can be the LOSER ASS NICE guy and let ALL of these things pass... and look at the bright side of life... because LUCKY for YOU PRICKS AND PUSSIES OUT THERE... I hold on to 2 PRINCIPLES in LIFE.
HOPE
PATIENCE
You got to have hope to have patience.
You have to be patient to have hope.
Nuff said. If you see a loser says "Excuse Me" or "Thank You"... It's probably me... Your friendly neighbourhood idiot.
Zaki van Persie
Wednesday, 30 May 2007
9.10amThree things which make me want to rant in the morning.
1) PAY is not in.
2) Somebody played the "Buble" Bubble song.
3) Super pissed of with another of "the" kind at work.
Explaination for Number 1)
Self explanatory.
Explaination for Number 2)
Soo much promise... soo little execution in the end. Felt like one SEMAC (a contracted cleaning agency in Singapore) worker for the past 3 months because of all this person's ... sigh ... no word to describe this outrageousness of the nonsensicality...
Explaination for Number 3)
Some people in this world thinks just because I am MR DEPENDABLE, you can just say "Hey, why not make him OUR IDIOT to clean things up". Then when this IDIOT says NO, suddenly he is FUCKING lousy and the most useless fucker in the whole wide world. And when the other colleagues tried their best to handle shit and screwed up, SUDDENLY, THEY SUCK TOO. I got one word for this. PARNTATS (direct translation - ASS). The best part, people complains that sometimes I get too personal at work. I learnt a few things about this too :-
1) Its OKAY for others to GET personal but NOT YOURSELF.
2) Its OKAY for others to KICK YOUR ASS AROUND but you CANNOT RETURN THE FAVOUR.
3) ONLY OTHER PEOPLE HAVE SHIT TO HANDLE. I AM SUPERMAN ! MR DEPENDABLE ! I DUN HAVE SHIT. I EAT THEM FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH AND DINNER !
I HAVE NEWSFLASH. I AM NOT SUPERMAN ! If I am, I wouldn't be here ranting. I would move some planets or dive in the deepest of seas finding treasure to get myself rich and get some hot reporter chick or sumthing. I mean, how does he fund his new suits and his damn fortress of solitude. He needs to redecor it anyways, maybe put some poledancing girls clad in only polar bear bra and panties, complete with polar bear ears and furry tail.... *drools*....
And SUPERMAN DUN EAT SHIT ! He eat steaks, burgers, fries, hotdogs, yadda yadda...
PLEASE FOLKS ! EVERYONE wants to live easy ! Everyone dun want shit ! Why give OTHERS any ?!?!?! HAVE I EVER GIVEN YOU SHIT ! FOR THOSE WHO THINK I HAVE DISTRIBUTED A WHOLE LOT OF SHITASS CRAP, PLEASE DO TELL ME and I WILL CEASE ALL SHITTING DISTRIBUTION. Thanks in advance.
Zaki van Persie
Friday, 25 May 2007
3.55pmOh My God! It has been 10 days since I've posted something on my blog ! Oh well, pretty much nothing has been going on except that Liverpool LOST (Hah.. not much money to bribe Dida eeh...) and that we heard some bullshit that they are going to revamp their current squad. WAKE UP LAH ! Want to see greatness in football ? Please click on THE GREATEST FOOTBALL CLUB IN THE WORLD link.
Also, I have taken a video of me and my friend going on a cycling expedition. I am trying to upload that to YouTube as well and try to get it featured it here. Will keep you peeps posted once that is done here. Also troubleshooted my cocksterous sis PC twice in 3 days. Turns out that there was a malicious trojan that keeps eating up her system files. Told her to be careful of what she is downloading from the net and also reformatted her PC as well as upgraded the OS to Service Pack 2.This month is also going to be a sad month as one of our colleagues will be leaving me... us sorry. I hope our paths do cross again and that we could be friends and God willing, more than that...
Next coming month, it will mark a quarter century of my existence on this wretched Earth... heh... Have met half of my resolution list this year :D Hope more can be achieved, God bless.
Zaki van Persie
Tuesday, 15 May 2007
9.05pmFolks, lets celebrate SuperHero Week ! Why do you ask ? I give you three reasons why !
1) We will get S$300 bucks in July
2) I will get another S$300 bucks in July (work incentive)
3) I will be halfway through my driving practicals by then... well on the way to become the next KNIGHT RIDER...
Haha.. Yeah yeah I know that these reasons are non-relevant to most of you people out there. But this is good as it is really offsetting the GST crap. My God, can't they do something about this ? We pay for the goods, definitely, but where's the service !?!?! They are paid to provide service but yet they are nice to tourists because they take back their paid taxes at the airport ?!?!?!
But then again.. some of these lion people are just assholes. Treating others as if they owe them a living. Can't they be nice to people for a change, instead of expecting people to be nice to them ??? Yes, we pay for service, but do we give service in return ? Hah, just my two cents.
Anyways, NO PICTURES of THE FOLKS ! Hopefully, I will get some updated pictures by the next time I visit here ! Oh yes, now anyone can post comments without registering ! I have made some changes to the settings. Enjoy !
Zaki van Persie
Friday, 11 May 2007
9.34pmSigh, it has been a very very emotionally rough roller coaster-like ride for me these past few days. Suddenly have a few weeks before changes were made to the personnel at work. Then some bitch decide to play the "yoyo" with my heart. As if 5 times is not enough. Hah, maybe more, I dunno.. I have lost count. Prolly becos my heart is not there anymore. It has just been a part of my daily life, it seems.
I mean, how could a person with her background and education do such a thing to me ??? What have I done to deserve this ??? Whose path did I cross in my live that I was cursed to go thru all these maniacal disasters ??? I do not have the patience or tenacity to go thru all these emotional challenges.
Well, anyways, a few pics for your viewing pleasure. Involves people caught in uncanny situations hahaha...
Zaki van Persie