the rants
Wednesday, 30 May 2007
9.10amThree things which make me want to rant in the morning.1) PAY is not in.2) Somebody played the "Buble" Bubble song.3) Super pissed of with another of "the" kind at work.Explaination for Number 1)Self explanatory.Explaination for Number 2)Soo much promise... soo little execution in the end. Felt like one SEMAC (a contracted cleaning agency in Singapore) worker for the past 3 months because of all this person's ... sigh ... no word to describe this outrageousness of the nonsensicality...Explaination for Number 3)Some people in this world thinks just because I am MR DEPENDABLE, you can just say "Hey, why not make him OUR IDIOT to clean things up". Then when this IDIOT says NO, suddenly he is FUCKING lousy and the most useless fucker in the whole wide world. And when the other colleagues tried their best to handle shit and screwed up, SUDDENLY, THEY SUCK TOO. I got one word for this. PARNTATS (direct translation - ASS). The best part, people complains that sometimes I get too personal at work. I learnt a few things about this too :-1) Its OKAY for others to GET personal but NOT YOURSELF.2) Its OKAY for others to KICK YOUR ASS AROUND but you CANNOT RETURN THE FAVOUR.3) ONLY OTHER PEOPLE HAVE SHIT TO HANDLE. I AM SUPERMAN ! MR DEPENDABLE ! I DUN HAVE SHIT. I EAT THEM FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH AND DINNER !I HAVE NEWSFLASH. I AM NOT SUPERMAN ! If I am, I wouldn't be here ranting. I would move some planets or dive in the deepest of seas finding treasure to get myself rich and get some hot reporter chick or sumthing. I mean, how does he fund his new suits and his damn fortress of solitude. He needs to redecor it anyways, maybe put some poledancing girls clad in only polar bear bra and panties, complete with polar bear ears and furry tail.... *drools*....And SUPERMAN DUN EAT SHIT ! He eat steaks, burgers, fries, hotdogs, yadda yadda...PLEASE FOLKS ! EVERYONE wants to live easy ! Everyone dun want shit ! Why give OTHERS any ?!?!?! HAVE I EVER GIVEN YOU SHIT ! FOR THOSE WHO THINK I HAVE DISTRIBUTED A WHOLE LOT OF SHITASS CRAP, PLEASE DO TELL ME and I WILL CEASE ALL SHITTING DISTRIBUTION. Thanks in advance.
Zaki van Persie