Thursday, 31 May 2007
7.55pmI cannot stand this anymore. Few things that I cannot do in this world.
1) I cannot whine about others
2) I cannot fall in love
3) I cannot have flings in the office
4) I cannot screw up at things because I am SUPERMAN
5) I cannot have free time in this world
6) I cannot have money in this world
POSSIBLE SOLUTIONS FOR THESE POINTS are below.
Point 1 is DULY noted. How to relieve fustration and anger ? Maybe I'll try cutting my wrists instead... or prolly WANK till my prick BLEEDS...
Point 2 - Maybe I'll turn gay or a transvestite and get my butt and fake pussy sodomised
Point 3 - Make all the ladies lesbians and guys gay faggots in the office
Point 4 - Hand me my blue spandex tights and red cape along with my overbulging penis cup underwear and throw me off a skyscraper... MAYBE I'LL FLY...
Point 5 - GIMME ALL YOUR WORK WHY DON'T YA...
Point 6 - Maybe I'll quit my job or donate my pay to hmmm... lets see... NKF ?!?!?!
OTHERS can have all these but WHY CANNOT ME !?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I do not ask for MOUNT EVEREST or WORLD PEACE ! I JUST WANT TO LIVE LIKE THE REST OF YOU. ARE YOU PEOPLE SENT BY GOD TO TELL ME OTHERWISE ?!?!? OR ARE YOU PEOPLE GOD ?!?!? IF YOU PEOPLE ARE INDEED SENT BY GOD OR ARE GOD PLEASE TAKE ME TO HEAVEN OR HELL FOR THAT MATTER.
Or... maybe I can be the LOSER ASS NICE guy and let ALL of these things pass... and look at the bright side of life... because LUCKY for YOU PRICKS AND PUSSIES OUT THERE... I hold on to 2 PRINCIPLES in LIFE.
HOPE
PATIENCE
You got to have hope to have patience.
You have to be patient to have hope.
Nuff said. If you see a loser says "Excuse Me" or "Thank You"... It's probably me... Your friendly neighbourhood idiot.
Zaki van Persie